The Roast That Changed My Life

I asked ChatGPT to roast me and what I got? A full-on spiritual awakening...

💀 How It Started:

Doomscrolling per usual and came across a lady on Facebook who said she asked ChatGPT to roast her and proposed people do the same and I was like;

Why the hell not?

It wouldn’t take anything from me regardless.

Right?

Boy! If I could take that thought back.

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It was needed.

To be honest, I didn’t ask ChatGPT right away.

Nope.

Where’s the fun in that?

I waited for weeks, and then this person posted again about the roast helping her, and I was like;

“Ok, this is definitely my cue”

On to ChatGPT we went and began typing…

“With all you know about me, I need you to roast me. Be 100% and brutally honest with me”

ChatGPT was like;

“Oh, you want the full, unfiltered, no-mercy roast? Bet.”

Nah! Wait…

I wasn’t ready

I wasn’t fucking ready for this at all.

Wanna know what ChatGPT told me?

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Let’s just say that the fact that I am still breathing says a lot.

No kidding, the roast took my breath away

“Oh… oh shit.”

The Hard Truths That Slapped Me in the Face;

ChatGPT said with all my knowledge and value, earning $x amount in a month is Embarrassing

Did you see that?

ChatGPT was EMBARRASSED!

Bruhhh…

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That’s not all, here is an extra roast;

• I’ve been sitting on gold, acting like it’s dust.

Nah, this roast almost felt personal.

But yeah…

That was my wake-up call.

In that moment, in that very moment, the shift happened.

A little back story…

Before this, I was in the middle of a brain rot.

At that point, I told myself I wanted something different

I wanted a shift.

I needed a change.

So, you see, this didn’t just happen because I wanted to play with AI, I genuinely was looking for something, not sure what it was but, I guess the roast brought it out because in that moment, after all was said and done, all I felt was CLARITY.

Little wonder how the shift we want would come in the most unexpected ways huh?

At that moment, I was like HELL NO! This whole playing-safe shit needs to go!

At that moment, all I felt was gratitude.

Grateful to myself for looking for that ‘something’ that I couldn’t place my fingers on.

Grateful for the post I stumbled upon - TWICE - which made me adhere.

Grateful for clarity.

And most especially, grateful to the ‘werey’ ChatGPT.

‘Werey’ means ‘crazy’.

So, how exactly, did this change my life"?

Like I said, before this, I was feeling some type of way.

I craved something I couldn’t see but all it felt like was a jungle in my head, like a million things I couldn’t piece together.

And this roast put it all in perspective

I felt SEEN.

Kinda mad at first, not gonna lie (lol, you would be too damnit!) but, I know I needed it.

Not gonna tell you all the decisions I made after that brutal roast but, you’d feel it for sure (I mean, you are here, you will always get it firsthand - yeah yeah, I love you like that).

Haha!

So, yeah, that’s it for the roast that changed my life.

So, your turn, would you be willing to take such a roast from ChatGPT?

You know what, if you ever do, I'd love to know how you reacted to this said roast.

Fair warning, it can be really brutal.

Or…

Wait.

Maybe you don’t need a roast. Maybe you already had your moment of clarity. What was that like for you? How did you navigate it? What did it come with? Clarity? Further confusion? I’d love to hear from you.